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elephant > grizzly > gorilla > lion > chimp > kangaroo > wolf > large dog > medium dog > goose > eagle > cobra > rat > crocodile

I’ve seen geese and eagles fight, eagles are slow. Geese would do more damage.

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Who in the actual fuck are these 6 to 9% of people who believe they could win a fight with a grizzly bear, a lion, an elephant, or a gorilla?

Please let me know, I need to meet them.

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dudes rock

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“large dog” is kinda vague tbh like some breeds are def gonna be a lot stronger than others

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true

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More importantly, almost 10% of people regardless of sex think they could beat a gorilla in a fight? Fucking hell. 22% of men think they could beat a chimpanzee?

People really need better education about animals.

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gets face bit off

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I’m an Ok martial artist and I think I might be able to take a wolf. I’d be in the hospital for a week or so after but one on one I think I’d live. Same thing against most of them between wolf and eagle. Except for the chimp, I doubt that fight would last for a even a minute before I was near death.

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I think the trick with a kangaroo would be being fast enough to get around it and put it in a headlock. But yeah if they land a single kick it would be over.

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