12 points

eagle

Motherfuckers out here thinking they can fly.

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I’m an Ok martial artist and I think I might be able to take a wolf. I’d be in the hospital for a week or so after but one on one I think I’d live. Same thing against most of them between wolf and eagle. Except for the chimp, I doubt that fight would last for a even a minute before I was near death.

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I think the trick with a kangaroo would be being fast enough to get around it and put it in a headlock. But yeah if they land a single kick it would be over.

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5 points

Surprised more think they could take an eagle than a big dog. Eagles can be as big as a man, fly, and have knives for feet.

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Yeah but even the biggest eagle I found tops out at an average of ~20lbs. A large dog could be 100+lbs.

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7 points

Out of reasonable ones the rat seems much more sketchy, they are super fast

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3 points

if you grabbed a rock or stick are you still unarmed?

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