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Barabas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I want answers from the people who think they couldn’t take a grizzly bear or lion but think they could beat up an elephant.

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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netOPM
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Probably stems from their perception as being slow and lacking agility.

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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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“Eventually if I punch it enough it will go down”

  • guys who say they could beat up an elephant, probably
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ToastGhost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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real animals have health bars right?

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Glass [he/him,they/them]@hexbear.net
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Dark souls players

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CommunistBear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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I get i-frames if I roll under the elephant’s stomping foot, right?

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howdyoudoo [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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yea this is just evidence that people don’t think

nobody could ever beat an elephant in a fight, you have better odds with a lion/bear. it’s easier to run away from because it’s big and can’t change direction easily. but running away from it is not the same as beating it.

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Ithorian [comrade/them, null/void]@hexbear.net
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Lol a single swat from their trunk and all your ribs are broken. And if your bare handed I doubt they would feel anything less then a punch from a pro boxer even then it would just piss them off at most.

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Indifference_Engine [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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Honestly any large herbivore is gonna be way more trouble than a predator, because they categorically do not give a single fuck and will murder you for the share joy of feeling your skull mashed to pieces under their feet.

You ever seen a hippo eat an entire watermelon in one bite?

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Dewot523 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Correct order there is grizzly bear, Elephant, Lion

Grizzly bears aren’t a joke.

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KasDapital [any]@hexbear.net
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Yeah, that should be the plan for most large predators.

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