Personally I think I could take a wolf. There is a reason they hunt in packs. I would def get fucked up and require surgery though.

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What do we count as a win? Because the answer can be the nectophore, which grows longer than the blue whale. However, It would be hard to kill all the individuals cells of this colonial organism.

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Nectophore would fuck me up

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RIP to you but I’m different.

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That sounds like a dark souls boss and I probably couldn’t beat one of them in a fistfight

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You easily could because it doesn’t have fists.

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Nemato-fists.

:speech-r: :kelly:

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