Personally I think I could take a wolf. There is a reason they hunt in packs. I would def get fucked up and require surgery though.

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I think I could take a whale if we were on land

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If you can blindside it and atack the blowhole, you could win in water too.

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In the battle of who can hold their breath longer underwater whale is gonna win every time sorry. Unless fingering the blowhole incapacitates it from pleasure you can’t kill a whale just jabbing the nosehole otherwise why don’t sharks do that

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I think you can wedge yourself in and really irritate the whale in a way the shark can’t. Essentially, my plan is to make it sneeze underwater so it has expelled all its air supply, Then make it harder to inhale more by lodging myself really well.

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attacking the blowhole is dishonorable. you would damn your soul to Hel

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All Victory Comes With A Price.

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If you ever find yourself fighting a pack of Ben Shapiros, don’t forget that you can pick one of them up and swing him around like a makeshift club to fend off the other Ben Shapiros. The sound it makes is a little unnerving, though. You expect a nice, satisfying whoosh, but you really get a LET’SSAYFORTHesakeofargument…

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for the sake of argument, would u rather fite a wolf-sized Ben Shapiro, or 100 Ben Shapiro-sized wolves

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I feel like he’s already almost wolf sized. An average wolf is about 40kg/88lb

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That’s just a normal Ben Shapiro.

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A wolf would legit just knock you down and go straight for the neck

It’s not so simple. Wolves weigh like half of what a reasonable sized person does. People have beaten dogs bigger than wolves. Lots of people can literally throw a wolf over their head. But of course you have to deal with neck bites…

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unarmed? i mean shit maybe you’re :arm-L::gigachad::arm-R:, but wolves are fuckin huge animals, and they have sharp teeth and claws, and you are still a hairless ape.

personally I think I could take tapir if i had to, but i wouldn’t feel happy about it

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Yeah but I’m smarter, I know to gouge out it’s eyes and go for the throat

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ooh look at the primate over here, thinks they invented tearing at soft tissue.

bro wolves are smart. these things hunt buffalo many times their size

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As a pack yes, not individually

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your mom

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:comfy:

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