Personally I think I could take a wolf. There is a reason they hunt in packs. I would def get fucked up and require surgery though.

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I’ve been attacked by a fairly large dog and manage to kick its ass enough that it fucked off, so I’ll say mid-large dogs and coyotes, if there’s only one. Humans are just sort of anatomically very strong compared to other animals of comparable weight, so 1v1, even if I get chewed up badly around the arms or legs in the process, I should be able to either get on top of them and control them or even pick them up and slam them.

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Maybe a beetle, but that’s not a guarantee

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my aunt. standard issue heavyset white lady. gen X, antivax, evangelical. she would open with MANIPULATE which would be ineffective against my HAYMAKER.

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If we are going purely on size I’m pretty sure I could at least fight albatross to a stalemate.

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