Personally I think I could take a wolf. There is a reason they hunt in packs. I would def get fucked up and require surgery though.

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They are, but monkes like us are kind of underrated. Now, a feline the size of a wolf would be extremely dangerous because they also have their feet, a wolf can injure you with them but wolves mostly just have their mouth. Monke good because monkes are pretty versatile and can do lots of things with arms and legs. If you could somehow incapacitate the head of a wolf and avoid getting bitten in the neck you could win, most wolves are lighter than people.

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I imagine some massive snake if I can just find the head and stomp on it lol

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What do we count as a win? Because the answer can be the nectophore, which grows longer than the blue whale. However, It would be hard to kill all the individuals cells of this colonial organism.

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That sounds like a dark souls boss and I probably couldn’t beat one of them in a fistfight

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You easily could because it doesn’t have fists.

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Nemato-fists.

:speech-r: :kelly:

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Nectophore would fuck me up

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RIP to you but I’m different.

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I wouldn’t want to fight anything beautiful. The advice with cougars and bears is fight them off but I simply couldn’t, they are gorgeous don’t want to mess up their sweet faces

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