Personally I think I could take a wolf. There is a reason they hunt in packs. I would def get fucked up and require surgery though.
If you ever find yourself fighting a pack of Ben Shapiros, don’t forget that you can pick one of them up and swing him around like a makeshift club to fend off the other Ben Shapiros. The sound it makes is a little unnerving, though. You expect a nice, satisfying whoosh, but you really get a LET’SSAYFORTHesakeofargument…