YOOOOOO. I haven’t written about this but my brother, who gives me constant anxiety attacks when he describes his life in ATL, came to visit during Father’s Day weekend. He logged into HBOMAX and showed us the coronavirus special from South Park and it was not funny. Like, Randy just jacking off into marijuana to provide a cure. While also being patient 0 because him and Mickey fucked a Pangolin. Like…?! These are the deranged thoughts of someone who only reads news headlines and tries to form a coherent sentence.

He is cracking up and looking back at us like “it’s funny right? this is funny!” and I’m just…tired. The show made me physically tired. I think the only funny part was the cops beating children to go back to school. Like a spot-on satire of the industrial punishment complex. Everything else was just…meh.