So when you’re about 17-19 and going out to parties and that there always seemed to be someone like this. Usually they’re a friend of a friend, somewhere on the outskirts of your social group. You know their name but only really because they go to the same parties you do.

They seem to be very intense about age being a number, they’ll bang on about how girls mature faster than boys etc. every time they can squeeze it into conversation and it creeps everyone else the fuck out but obviously the creepy fucker doesn’t realise that because they are very emotionally immature themselves. They have to prey on 14 year olds because people their age have enough life experience to recognise an emotionally immature, manipulative creep.

Eventually it becomes clear that they’re in a relationship with a 14 year old. Sometimes social disapproval is enough for them to knock it off, other times they bring the 14 yr old to some party or another, the 14 yr old gets hammered on 2 bottles of WKD because actually 14 year olds aren’t mature no matter what the creepy fucker says, the kid’s parents turn up and it turns into a massive mess.

This person reads exactly like that. The only difference is the ones I encountered tended to be right wing libertarians whereas this guy seems to be claiming to be a socialist. I guess whatever movement tends to have its creeps.