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If you suddenly had complete control of your country, what would you do first?

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I would declare independence from NATO/Five Eyes, ally with China, remove US military bases from my country and then immediately change the date of Australia Day to 9/11 as a joke

I would then start de-desertification and other environmental projects, and start improving infrastructure too.

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ssjmarx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Assemble a Red Guard, use them to purge the CIA ASAP before I get Kennedy’d. I also invite several Breadtubers at random into the guard just to see what kind of drama kicks off.

idea: also I give every breadtuber a $3mil house as a test.

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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Just give them 3 million cash each, anyone that doesn’t start a co-op or a land trust gets purged.

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carbohydra [des/pair]@hexbear.net
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:galaxy-brain:

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emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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perhaps start it with four thousand clones of Mir Aimal Kansi

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