I would declare independence from NATO/Five Eyes, ally with China, remove US military bases from my country and then immediately change the date of Australia Day to 9/11 as a joke

I would then start de-desertification and other environmental projects, and start improving infrastructure too.

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I can imagine asking a lib this and their being like “I would immediately resign because that would be like if Voldemort controlled Hogwarts”

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Easy there, Greta.

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Oh yeah hahaha

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The same as if Bernie had won , instantly get shot by the FBI.

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Same, except that as a foreign head of state, i would get shot by a CIA-funded nazi.

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Have a fuck in my office.

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:billdawg:

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:notlikethis:

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:volcel-judge:

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what would you do first?

two chicks at the same time

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:spray-bottle:

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:carlin-pog:

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:bonk:

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Assemble a Red Guard, use them to purge the CIA ASAP before I get Kennedy’d. I also invite several Breadtubers at random into the guard just to see what kind of drama kicks off.

idea: also I give every breadtuber a $3mil house as a test.

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Just give them 3 million cash each, anyone that doesn’t start a co-op or a land trust gets purged.

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:galaxy-brain:

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perhaps start it with four thousand clones of Mir Aimal Kansi

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