10 years?
There won’t be one, there will be 3 and we will all be conscripted in their corporate forever wars.
I personally hope I get chosen to work at Viacom-Google so I can fight those commies over at Disney-Apple.
Jesus you want to work for VD? DA sucks, but at least they’re not literally known for being evil
Listen I have a personal vendetta against Disney for ruining Marvel by not including 3-D Man in any of their movies.
It was either VG or Exxon-Bayer but they wouldn’t hire me because I shared an article on facebook years ago that suggested Round-Up (might) give you cancer.
Speaking of Facebook, a quick sidenote: I was there when they fell to Salesforce in the Battle of The Bay Area. It was bleak. The last techbro begged me to give his child his NTFs just before a Teslabot crushed his skull.
Exxon-Bayer
HOLY SHIT CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED CURSED
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Yeah I know Exxon-Bayer gets you like 20 µBTC annually but shit I’m glad I don’t work in that hellhole
Edit: is Teslabot as big in person as it looks in the ads?
