I love that she threatened to shoot up a school and it’s just like well ok we’ll just do nothing for four days and see what happens Monday. Those extra cops will definitely stop her instead of just hiding in the SRO office.
I love that she threatened to shoot up a school and it’s just like well ok
:lmayo:
Those extra cops will definitely stop her instead of just hiding in the SRO office.
SWAT team en route calls the SRO officers but they don’t pick up. They call the SRO office: “…And what’s your status?”
“I’m preparing to negotiate. My plan is—… We’re breaking up. Call you back.” The courageous SRO officer hangs up and turns off his phone. He held an empty bag of Fritos next to this phone to stimulate static. He looks at the potato chip variety pack. All that’s left is sour cream and onion. “Fuck,” he says.
