I love that she threatened to shoot up a school and it’s just like well ok we’ll just do nothing for four days and see what happens Monday. Those extra cops will definitely stop her instead of just hiding in the SRO office.

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I love that she threatened to shoot up a school and it’s just like well ok

:lmayo:

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Those extra cops will definitely stop her instead of just hiding in the SRO office.

SWAT team en route calls the SRO officers but they don’t pick up. They call the SRO office: “…And what’s your status?”

“I’m preparing to negotiate. My plan is—… We’re breaking up. Call you back.” The courageous SRO officer hangs up and turns off his phone. He held an empty bag of Fritos next to this phone to stimulate static. He looks at the potato chip variety pack. All that’s left is sour cream and onion. “Fuck,” he says.

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Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

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new school shooter archetype unlocked :amerikkka-clap:

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Avtomat Karen-ikova 47

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James Bond noises intensify

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If the kid doesn’t bring a gun to school then it’s their parent. Truly diseased shithole country.

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In a statement from Luray Police, they said King realized what she said "and immediately contacted law enforcement to apologize because the statement was not intended the way it was perceived. "

C’mon guys, she’s really sorry about the death threats.

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She’s gonna get a seat in congress

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because the statement was not intended the way it was perceived

Lmao, how was is it intended to be perceived then?

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if you liberals can bring your masks into schools and indoctrinate the children, i can bring my gun to the school, you cant cancel me!!!

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