wake up babe, its time for your new slop
OMG THAT’S DUEL OF THE FATES I RECOGNIZE THIS MUSIC :xi-pog: :che-poggers: GIVE ME SHOOTY BLASTY YUMMY YUM YUMS
Fr I wish we got a six hour “Obi Wan wanders the desert and contemplates life” series where there’s no action, just some conversation and long shots of sand, but alas we’re condemned to more shiny slop with a million lightsabers popping off on an “irrelevant backwater.”
I would absolutely prefer a small, quiet Obi Wan series, but this looks better than I expected.
Which means it will be dogshit, lmao, did ya’ll see the book of boba fett? holy fuck was that bad.
It looks way too big. Why are we off world? Who the fuck are these red lightsaber folks running around? Anybody heard of the Rule of Two?!
Thankfully I have not—Rise of Skywalker killed my interest in this universe so completely that I doubt I’ll ever come back.
My guess is that Obi Wan stays on the move, or decides to start moving, because he doesn’t want to draw Imperials to Luke’s location. Then when the hunt for Jedi dies down he can retire to Tatooine without having to worry about it.
Also those guys are literally the Spanish Imperial Inquisition.
Obi Wan wanders the desert and contemplates life” series where there’s no action, just some conversation and long shots of sand,
This is also what I wanted. Coulda been great.
