wake up babe, its time for your new slop
I would absolutely prefer a small, quiet Obi Wan series, but this looks better than I expected.
Which means it will be dogshit, lmao, did ya’ll see the book of boba fett? holy fuck was that bad.
It looks way too big. Why are we off world? Who the fuck are these red lightsaber folks running around? Anybody heard of the Rule of Two?!
Thankfully I have not—Rise of Skywalker killed my interest in this universe so completely that I doubt I’ll ever come back.
I stayed for the whole thing because I needed to see it end. I knew from the first 30 seconds it was going to be absolutely fucking awful, when they were just running from planet to planet through portals or whatever and nothing had even been set up, just a giant chase with no stakes to open a film that literally has the line “somehow, the Emperor has returned.” What a joke.
My guess is that Obi Wan stays on the move, or decides to start moving, because he doesn’t want to draw Imperials to Luke’s location. Then when the hunt for Jedi dies down he can retire to Tatooine without having to worry about it.
Also those guys are literally the Spanish Imperial Inquisition.
