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48 points

Bitch I be stealing full on plants, I’ve move past proplifting.

Fuck costa, fuck Home Depot and Lowe’s and all that shit.

I don’t steal from the local shop cuz the owner kicks ass.

Everywhere else is free game.

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I’m currently propping some snake plant cuttings that I got with a utility knife at Lowes. I rip leaves off of plants all the fucking time but I’m discreet about it and only take one from each pot. AMA about plant shoplifting from box stores.

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24 points

Pure motherfucking magic :markkks-juggalo:

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It just like, do that

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I realized it was a little cringe after I posted it.

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6 points

Any given plant has a whole mess of different ways to reproduce. I’ve never even heard of a plant that just has one.

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to be honest, for most plants, you need a node (where the stem splits). most plants won’t grow from just a leaf (some succulents will, but not most leafy plants)

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