71 points

I like the people who are explaining it as being because some people have proprietary plants and it’s not okay to propagate them because it’s their intellectual property.

Plant don’t give a shit.

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42 points

Intellectual property is dumb. It’s double dumb when applied to nature. Fuckin capitalist brain :picard:

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35 points

Monsanto vibes

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19 points

Take intellectual property, release into the wild, now it’s free for everyone as it is now wild and growing publicly.

If only all IP worked this fucking way.

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Ecosystems are fucked up as they are without releasing random GMO shit into them, so no thanks.

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49 points

reddit.com/r/proplifting

It’s literally cool and good.

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39 points

it really is. I promise the plant is ok with this and, in fact, actively wants you to do this. this is literally its entire purpose in life.

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also property law is at its core nerd shit.

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The mods will delete posts and comments that promote taking trimmings or leaves without asking permission from the employees.

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Lol i guess It’s still Reddit so there’s a limit to how cool they can be

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24 points

/r/shoplifting got banned four years ago, feels like yesterday.

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22 points

They’re not even secretly cool, sadly. Check this modpost

It is borderline traumatic when people take care of living things and someone steals from them. Would you walk up to a dog with scissors and take a clump or fur? Hopefully not. Even if it’s a shitty big box store, you need to ask for permission to take things away without paying for them. Absolutely NO taking from live plants even if they’re in bad condition. Buy the plant if you want the plant. I feel like I cover this every few months so I’ll leave that be.

Home Depot manager going through years of therapy because someone took a leaf off the ground

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20 points

Then theft is cool and good.

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Ive never heard of this before but I love it

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48 points

Bitch I be stealing full on plants, I’ve move past proplifting.

Fuck costa, fuck Home Depot and Lowe’s and all that shit.

I don’t steal from the local shop cuz the owner kicks ass.

Everywhere else is free game.

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I’m currently propping some snake plant cuttings that I got with a utility knife at Lowes. I rip leaves off of plants all the fucking time but I’m discreet about it and only take one from each pot. AMA about plant shoplifting from box stores.

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24 points

Pure motherfucking magic :markkks-juggalo:

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20 points
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It just like, do that

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I realized it was a little cringe after I posted it.

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6 points

Any given plant has a whole mess of different ways to reproduce. I’ve never even heard of a plant that just has one.

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3 points

to be honest, for most plants, you need a node (where the stem splits). most plants won’t grow from just a leaf (some succulents will, but not most leafy plants)

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Do plant crimes.

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Lmao oh fuck off you can’t own a plant imo

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