Do plant crimes.
I wish it was theft cuz that would make it even cooler.
Lmao oh fuck off you can’t own a plant imo
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Bitch I be stealing full on plants, I’ve move past proplifting.
Fuck costa, fuck Home Depot and Lowe’s and all that shit.
I don’t steal from the local shop cuz the owner kicks ass.
Everywhere else is free game.
I’m currently propping some snake plant cuttings that I got with a utility knife at Lowes. I rip leaves off of plants all the fucking time but I’m discreet about it and only take one from each pot. AMA about plant shoplifting from box stores.