The shape of his face is something he can’t actual control
Under neoliberalism, it’s actually normal to have wasted your entire life without having a single authentic smile which reaches your eyes and allows God’s divinity to flow through your soul. It’s actually the height of virtue to have facial muscles so atrophied its like you’ve been slackjawed and emotionless in a coma for 20 years
You mean the man who tased a goat and stabbed it to death in front of a bunch of people isn’t creepy?
anecdote
Jack Dorsey told a story once about eating dinner at Zuckerberg’s house. Apparently, Zuckerberg has gotten really into the “only eat what you kill” thing, but being a rich asshole, instead of actually hunting an animal, he just has the help bring in a goat into his backyard. He then hits the goat with a taser to stun it, then stabs it with a hunting knife to finish it off. Then he has the help clean the carcass and trim the meat off, which was then barbecued and served to everyone.
Totally not creepy
I imagine that’s the only time anyone has ever seen life in his cold, soulless eyes.
Imagine Mark Zuckerberg, placing a piece of freshly butchered meet on the grill with that iconic dead-eyed grin and an obvious tent-pole in his pants.
i mean that’s insane but not worse than how 99% of meat animals are killed
