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39 points

This extremely based, actually.

I mean, it’s terrible because Biden sucks and this journalist probably too, but i would love to have lunch with Xi and then get paid because i talked about the menu.

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If I went to a white house lunch and they served me a tuna salad sandwich and a choccy frosty I would immediately become a 3rd world Maoist

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When Trump was president he had a button on his desk to summon an attendant with diet coke on a silver tray. Also remember freedom fries? The white house had never been the height of culinary excellence

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Nothing beats when he served cold ass McDonald’s to Clemson when they won the championship.

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Or Nixon’s pineapple slices with cottage cheese :disgost:

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If they offered me sandwhiches at the fucking white house I’d be like “make me a vegan beef Rossini, black truffles, foie gras somehow, the works.”

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28 points

when you say it like that then respect, honestly

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I’d go to hot pot with him and his best friends and they would all want to be my friend too

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