I want to say “I’m not even mad, that’s just amazing a dude malded so hard his first instinct was to go to a museum and smash irreplaceable and priceless pieces of history” but pieces of priceless and irreplaceable history were broken by a dipshit who could’ve just gone to a kohl’s and had an even better time rampaging through their ceramic dishes section.
Small penis in anciet Greek culture was actually a positive trait associated with those of scholars, Wiseman, great philosopher kings, etc.
APHRODITE was portrayed with ALL KINDS of GENITALS, including a penis: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/h5zzQ1jgFC.jpg
this 108 FOOT tall statue was OUTSIDE HER TEMPLE and a sign of GOOD FORTUNE and POWER: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/Qk6ApPfSfI.jpg