a socialist must have made this because it’s too good for capitalism to have invented
“PissLaser”
“It’s your piss, but in a laser form”
“*Your piss will not actually become light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation”
Mach3 Mega-PissBlaster 240 X-Treme™️
Piss past the sound barrier!*
*PissBlaster®️ not responsible for bodily injury, death, fire, liquification, putrefaction, other medical emergencies (including, but not limited to, heartattack, upset stomach, lung collapse, anal prolapse, and undeath) or divorce which arises wholly or in part from use of Pissblaster™️ please piss responsibly.
edit: transonic is really only m ~= 1, but mach3 sounds better. anyways, its transonic piss.