a socialist must have made this because it’s too good for capitalism to have invented
Oh, shit. These have been round for ages. We know them as she-pees. Some friends of friends named their EP after one and gave away she pees with their logo on it.
Weird. Maybe it’s a branding thing? I mean, it is just a shaped funnel, so I imagine it’s pretty hard to patent
I WILL NEVER STAND TO PEE, FIGHT ME YOU DIRTY COMMIES
hell yes we can piss on the transphobe’s broken bodies after we make them bite the fucking curb
edit: i think my mind went to a violent place again sry
Yeah kinda alienating a customer base unnecessarily with the name. Now they’d have to change the name to be inclusive which will probably fuck with their sales.
“PissLaser”
“It’s your piss, but in a laser form”
“*Your piss will not actually become light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation”
Mach3 Mega-PissBlaster 240 X-Treme™️
Piss past the sound barrier!*
*PissBlaster®️ not responsible for bodily injury, death, fire, liquification, putrefaction, other medical emergencies (including, but not limited to, heartattack, upset stomach, lung collapse, anal prolapse, and undeath) or divorce which arises wholly or in part from use of Pissblaster™️ please piss responsibly.
edit: transonic is really only m ~= 1, but mach3 sounds better. anyways, its transonic piss.
Cheer up, no it didn’t. Capitalism will ensure that the manufacture and distribution of this cool thing will be as terrible as possible in service of making the most possible profit, but there’s no convincing argument that without capitalism, nobody would of thought of a lady-peen machine.
let me introduce you to the pantalette; the discerning victorian-era womans undergarment designed for ease of pissing whilst standing, by essentially just being crotchless chaps. while not itself a shaped funnel, i feel this proves that capitalism is unneeded for this inevitable conclusion to be reached
