a socialist must have made this because it’s too good for capitalism to have invented
hell yes we can piss on the transphobe’s broken bodies after we make them bite the fucking curb
edit: i think my mind went to a violent place again sry
Yeah kinda alienating a customer base unnecessarily with the name. Now they’d have to change the name to be inclusive which will probably fuck with their sales.
“PissLaser”
“It’s your piss, but in a laser form”
“*Your piss will not actually become light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation”
Mach3 Mega-PissBlaster 240 X-Treme™️
Piss past the sound barrier!*
*PissBlaster®️ not responsible for bodily injury, death, fire, liquification, putrefaction, other medical emergencies (including, but not limited to, heartattack, upset stomach, lung collapse, anal prolapse, and undeath) or divorce which arises wholly or in part from use of Pissblaster™️ please piss responsibly.
edit: transonic is really only m ~= 1, but mach3 sounds better. anyways, its transonic piss.
Carrying around your own drying urine and not fully emptying your bladder with correct posture to own… uh… gynecologists?
Love my menstrual cups to have two holes
Anyways, the squatting method is superior for both men and women, it is known
There is zero chance that id pull my pants down to my ankles and squat while holding my dong so that it doesn’t get piss on my shoes rather than simply unzipping and leaning up against a tree lmao
Pissing standing sucks, whats there to gain? Sure i wont touch a dirty seat maybe, but what, am i gonna get an illness from touching a seat i wiped with a tissue with my thigh skin?
It’s geared towards hikers and campers pissing in the outdoors. I imagine that it must suck to have to pull your pants down to your knees and squat awkwardly in order to pee outdoors, and I guess this is so penisless people can piss on a tree more easily.
I imagine that it must suck to have to pull your pants down to your knees and squat awkwardly in order to pee outdoors
you know it really does.
Oh, shit. These have been round for ages. We know them as she-pees. Some friends of friends named their EP after one and gave away she pees with their logo on it.
Weird. Maybe it’s a branding thing? I mean, it is just a shaped funnel, so I imagine it’s pretty hard to patent
i’m trans and these make me feel way less bad about standing up, lol
