a socialist must have made this because it’s too good for capitalism to have invented

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Carrying around your own drying urine and not fully emptying your bladder with correct posture to own… uh… gynecologists?

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buddy have you ever owned a diva cup

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Love my menstrual cups to have two holes

Anyways, the squatting method is superior for both men and women, it is known

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There is zero chance that id pull my pants down to my ankles and squat while holding my dong so that it doesn’t get piss on my shoes rather than simply unzipping and leaning up against a tree lmao

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Pissing standing sucks, whats there to gain? Sure i wont touch a dirty seat maybe, but what, am i gonna get an illness from touching a seat i wiped with a tissue with my thigh skin?

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As a person who’s done a lot of biking in areas with poison ivy, people who squat on that get hosed. Squatting in the great outdoors risks wet shoes, wet pants and poison ivy. Sucks.

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Basically all the women I’ve worked with on construction sites have them. Not every site has a proper place to piss, sometimes it’s just a ditch. The ditch is a gender inclusive bathroom, but it does require the ability to piss standing up.

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It’s geared towards hikers and campers pissing in the outdoors. I imagine that it must suck to have to pull your pants down to your knees and squat awkwardly in order to pee outdoors, and I guess this is so penisless people can piss on a tree more easily.

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Seems obvious given that the marketing photo in OP was taken at like the grand canyon.

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I imagine that it must suck to have to pull your pants down to your knees and squat awkwardly in order to pee outdoors

you know it really does.

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Yeah I sit down whenever I’m at home or a friend’s house but it rules to be able to just whip it out if you’re in the woods. Idk how well this thing works but I can see the appeal if I didn’t have a penis. Just run some water through it and keep it in a ziploc.

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You fucking go queen, not having a penis and all!!!

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Cheer up, no it didn’t. Capitalism will ensure that the manufacture and distribution of this cool thing will be as terrible as possible in service of making the most possible profit, but there’s no convincing argument that without capitalism, nobody would of thought of a lady-peen machine.

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let me introduce you to the pantalette; the discerning victorian-era womans undergarment designed for ease of pissing whilst standing, by essentially just being crotchless chaps. while not itself a shaped funnel, i feel this proves that capitalism is unneeded for this inevitable conclusion to be reached

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Does Rod Dreher know?

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