a socialist must have made this because it’s too good for capitalism to have invented
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Cheer up, no it didn’t. Capitalism will ensure that the manufacture and distribution of this cool thing will be as terrible as possible in service of making the most possible profit, but there’s no convincing argument that without capitalism, nobody would of thought of a lady-peen machine.
let me introduce you to the pantalette; the discerning victorian-era womans undergarment designed for ease of pissing whilst standing, by essentially just being crotchless chaps. while not itself a shaped funnel, i feel this proves that capitalism is unneeded for this inevitable conclusion to be reached
