Insert here a long gender essentialist rant in thinly-veiled false-irony about how this means that men are better than women from a left-libertarian facebook account whose avatar is a picture of a smug white frat guy and whose post history is entirely over-the-top public declarations of women’s equality.

I literally had this idea but assumed it already existed.

I WILL NEVER STAND TO PEE, FIGHT ME YOU DIRTY COMMIES