What is up with this movie? Just watched it recently and it’s aged incredibly poorly imo
It’s been well established that Tom Hanks is a CIA asset, and we’ve had a handful of threads about how Forrest Gump sucks this year, and it definitely bleeds into Cast Away as well.
- The “end of history” moment right at the beginning of the movie, where FedEx brings “freedom” to post-USSR Russia.
- The whole film is just an ad for FedEx
- I know things need to look good on film, but decades later, a lot of the survival scenes are simply unconvincing. The firemaking setup didn’t look particularly efficient, and the wood didn’t really look worn or charred as though it were starting to smolder, it just kinda happens. Same for the idea of throwing a fishing spear, which may happen, but I’ve never heard of that being successful.
- Hanks going full Boomer-mode with his mental math in a few scenes kinda felt like it had a tone of "yeah they don’t teach this stuff in schools anymore, this is how it’s done 😔 "
- The conclusion was drawn out and boring af, just watching him stand idly at a crossroads for like 15 minutes or something. His interactions with his love interest felt uncompelling.
- Goes for just about any Tom Hanks movie, but it’s like the whitest shit I’ve ever seen. Watching a PMC bossman try and open a coconut and the movie is acting like there’s some sort of supreme ingenuity to it.
Idk I’m probably being over the top, so please pile on or tell me to chill out about it or whatever.
the number zero objectively does not exist in real life
Say you are a wealthy capitalist, having inherited a factory. Now say we seize the means of production from you, how many factories do you have left?
Cant find a funny way to write this but it would none, which is different from zero which is still something as you can still use it, like dividing things with it.
