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See, but then I worry she thinks I’m trying to creep up on her so I gotta be really loud about it and “ON YOUR LEFT!” like a psycho from like a block away. And I’m not sure that’s better.😅

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just cross the street jesus christ

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“I’M CROSSING THE STREET BECAUSE YOU’RE A WOMAN. NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE BLACK OR ASIAN!”

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:wut:

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Lmao I am so glad I’m not the only one who overthinks these harmless interactions like that. I thought it was just the autism.

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Just start sprinting when you shout so there’s less time before you pass her.

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Lol, that’s the other thing. I do a walk sprint routine and sometime I don’t want to stop sprinting in their immediate vicinity So I gotta sprint for an extra 5 minutes and hope I don’t die.🤦‍♂️🤣

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