dumb, stupid shit, that’s all I gotta say
except also I’m mad because they gave Dream Sequence She Hulk the bulky build regular she hulk shoulda had I feel like I’m being taunted
ending spoilers
She fucked him off camera so idk but I assume it was not as Hulk because she just had a hookup with a guy who left when she turned back into Jen
The ending was setting up some dipshit 4chan owner to be like “haha we stole your blood I’m a hulk now” as she confronts him after finding out who he is after they doxx her and leak a sex tape. Abomination is there giving a motivational speech which is bad because he’s violating his parole to talk to incels as the Abomination but he says he’s just doing it for the speaking money.
Anyway Shithead guy starts hulking out, Jen Hulks out (violating her own plea bargain/parole/ whatever), then Bruce Banner Hulk shows up and misconstrues Abomination as holding Jen against her will and starts to fight him
Then She Hulk is like “UM WHO IS THIS SHOW FOR WE’RE NOT DOING THIS” and takes her 4th Wall Breaking to a literal dimension as she punches through the Disney streaming service and uses it to get to the Real World Marvel Studios.
She then goes on to the set of She Hulk where she learns everything is being controlled by Kevin
Turns out no it’s not Kevin Feige, it’s a super computer, and she tells him “this ending is dumb change it” so they change everything, Shithead Guy is no longer hulking out, Bruce Banner is no longer there, the cops show up and arrest the guy who owns Not 4chan and she says she’ll “see him in court”
Emil Blonsky (the abomination) goes to prison for 10 years for violating parole because she hulk told Kevin she “wants to see him hold himself accountable” BUT HER OWN TRANSFORMATION RESULTS IN NO CONSEQUENCES
We get no hulk battle because Jen declares it to be a “bad ending” which she as a Hulk has now “smashed” but we don’t even get to see her own this guy in court. Also the whole season had this “we gotta steal her blood” shit that is entirely meaningless because Jen Said So.
Show ends with her eating dinner with her family and Daredevil and then Bruce Banner shows up and he’s got a Hulk Son now
Post- credit scene at least has Abomination get broken out of jail by Wong to go live in kamar taj which was cool
No all of that actually happened
Edit also
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It’s really stupid how she gets sent to super prison and has to agree to never hulk again at the start of the episode for trashing an award ceremony but Titania gets no consequences for fucking up a fucking court room
Also there’s no payoff to this Titania shit I thought they’d at least fight one more time
BUT HER OWN TRANSFORMATION RESULTS IN NO CONSEQUENCES
This so much. If they wanted to do something other than a hulk fight climax then they should have had her defend herself for hulk smashing. A court scene where she explains that male superheros don’t immediately get arrested, they were violating her privacy. There were so many other options other than what we got.
