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It's called consequences, not conspiracy.(hexbear.net)

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came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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i went to a work meeting and started pissing into my own face. everybody freaked out and after the dust had settled, there was a lot of concern about my mental health. people told me i should take some time away.

nevertheless, i persisted. i showed up to another meeting and announced that i was the the greatest human that ever lived, i was the living christ and a divine being that rivals the creator of the universe in brilliance and power. i then pissed in my own face again, laughing mechanically at full volume.

i was forced to resign. that’s when it became obvious to me and my followers that i was speaking the truth the whole time and the victim of a great conspiracy.

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