It is very funny. Kids can still do some damage, I’m not sure why OP is comfortable sharing their assessment of the assailant’s age but not height or weight. Kids just usually aren’t ballsy enough to try to fight adults, but like someone I know was 5’3" and in her late 50s as a teacher and got dropped by 7-9 year old kicking their shin basically.
Also not sure why I forgot this but I taught self-defense to kids as part of a martial arts thing when I was in high school after getting a black belt in it. Mostly stuff that almost never happens, like stranger abductions, but we definitely taught kids to go for the balls and how to get out of a rear bear hug by stabbing kidneys with elbows and shit. I remember we cut the eyes out of those human head/torso dummies, the “Bob” dummies, and put eggs in them to simulate stabbing fingers into eyeballs lol. Kenpo is a pretty violent, at least where I learned it.
