It’s so obnoxiously narcissistic. “Oh, I am so above the unwashed normal people. I am not stupid, like a commoner. I’m the special superior chosen one. The main character. Me me me!”
No you aren’t, nerd. You’re an egotistical asshole.
Those sorts of people are supposed to get cats. Dogs are natural masochists and live to serve.
tell my dog that she barks if I work past 5pm instead of paying her attention