I swear in the future the USA will change the calendar to revolve around 9/11 like in star wars
They’re all going to grow ZZ Top beards, wear mirrored Oakleys and commit war crimes in the Middle East and Central America.
But the twist being they all think the tasks are staged for the show but in fact are official sanctioned CIA operations cloaked as entertainment.
Scary Spice shouting 'Bloody 'ell y’see that kid’s ‘ed explode! It were right… scary!’. Then the bombastic music plays and she mugs for the camera and does the Spice World pose.
Merry Christmas.