if you cannot refrain from eating the entire box a day after you bought it, communism will never be achieved

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Counterpoint - we won’t make Oreos under communism because we’ll have better tasting and healthier cookies, therefore the correct number of Oreos is zero.

Also the executives at Mondelez and Nabisco will all be tried for their crimes against humanity and their punishment will be having to subsist off of the remainder of the world’s Oreos until there are no more left.

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:inshallah-script:

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peanutbutter pie or whatever can stay

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