The correct number is an entire row

The correct number of Oreos is 1 sleeve of the 3 sleeves in the box.

if you cannot refrain from eating the entire box a day after you bought it, communism will never be achieved

I have bad news for you there

Counterpoint - we won’t make Oreos under communism because we’ll have better tasting and healthier cookies, therefore the correct number of Oreos is zero.

Also the executives at Mondelez and Nabisco will all be tried for their crimes against humanity and their punishment will be having to subsist off of the remainder of the world’s Oreos until there are no more left.

Fuck, guess I’m a liberal.

Did Oreos used to taste better in the past or did I just like anything sweet as a kid? Because last time I ate a bunch of them there was like this gross artificial aftertaste.