if you cannot refrain from eating the entire box a day after you bought it, communism will never be achieved
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Per second? Per bite? Finish your notation
3, and then take sufficient time to fully feel the enormity of your actions, your life, and your position within capitalist society. on average this takes a couple days.
Fine I will grudgingly eat 3 Oreos and only 3
Now back to eating Fig Newtons by the sleeve
