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I DEMAND CONSENT FORMS IN TRIPLICATE AND NOTARIZED :lets-fucking-go:

EVERY FIVE YEARS IT MUST BE REVIEWED AND REAPPROVED

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Five years? Someone is lenient.

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you’re right. i think we can sustain a yearly verification process if we increase staffing to the Volcel Comissariat by 500% over the next 5 year plan. and in the next 5 year plan we could get more staff & lower the verification again! the next plan we could add orgy & fetish subcommittees :stalin-shining: when we reach single-day consent and employ every citizen in an organ of the Volcel Comissariat we’ll have Communism

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I can’t get off until the political commissar approves my orgasm request, also a reach around.

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the sex act has lasted 1 minute longer than approved, a commitee is rushed into the room to ascertain why you haven’t cum yet :no-workers:

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:stalin-approval:

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Just because you pulled the “soy wojack” trick doesn’t actually make your own argument better, weirdo.

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