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Von Nukem
COME THE FUCK ON WHY ARE THEIR NAMES ALWAYS LIKE THIS?!
“Hello my name is Chudly McFartinstein”
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Von Nukem, who was born as Teddy Landrum, told the outlet he changed his name in 2012 in a nod to his German heritage and the video-game character Duke Nukem.
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Trying to smuggle fentanyl over the southern border. Literally always projection.
“I’m here to chew gum and smuggle fentanyl, and I’m all out of… Oh shit the balloon inside my rectum just tore open.”
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