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47 points

Trying to smuggle fentanyl over the southern border. Literally always projection.

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“I’m here to chew gum and smuggle fentanyl, and I’m all out of… Oh shit the balloon inside my rectum just tore open.”

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14 points

He boofed 15kg? That’s an impressive asshole.

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Pulling out the drug smuggling balloon and it looks like a clown getting ready to make a poodle

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8 points

Did the Air Force fire a Sidewinder missile at his balloon

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A tiny F-16 flew out of his ass as the balloon burst

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