:crab-party:
47 points
Trying to smuggle fentanyl over the southern border. Literally always projection.
“I’m here to chew gum and smuggle fentanyl, and I’m all out of… Oh shit the balloon inside my rectum just tore open.”
14 points
Pulling out the drug smuggling balloon and it looks like a clown getting ready to make a poodle
8 points