I’m suspicious that the Earlof Sandwich invented sandwiches.
You’re telling me people ate bread for 10,000 years and never thought to put stuff in the middle?
Blackadder: Now, Baldrick, go to the kitchen and make me something quick and simple to eat, would you? Two slices of bread with something in between.
Baldrick: What, like Gerald, Lord Sandwich had the other day?
Blackadder: Yes, a few rounds of geralds.