I’m suspicious that the Earlof Sandwich invented sandwiches.
You’re telling me people ate bread for 10,000 years and never thought to put stuff in the middle?
Blackadder: Now, Baldrick, go to the kitchen and make me something quick and simple to eat, would you? Two slices of bread with something in between.
Baldrick: What, like Gerald, Lord Sandwich had the other day?
Blackadder: Yes, a few rounds of geralds.
yeah, go ask an athenian cafe to serve you a turkish coffee and i guarantee at least some kind of a dirty look.
I invented taking your shirt off before laying down on the couch to eat while watching TV, so as to not stain your shirt with greasy drips and sauces.
it’s called the Carolina Swamp Boat.
This is a white thing or at least an Anglo thing
You’ll always hear them claiming how someone “invented” Beef Stroganoff or something, and it’s like dude it’s pasta, cream, and steak in a fuckin bowl. The former is Italian, and the latter 2 were created in Iran 10,000+ years ago
We’re kind of proud about inventing the happy meal lol
