We must ban your :elmofire: treats to prevent forest fires, pollution, lung cancer, other lung damage, littering, and injury.
The power company’s malfunctioning equipment that starts 80% of forest fires, the cars that produce 75% of the pollution, the cigarettes that cause 90% of the lung cancer, the COVID giving everyone lung damage, the fast food packaging and vapes that make up almost all litter are all fine though. Tragic about those 5 people per year who get a booboo from forest fire embers, though.
Compromise: there will still be camping, but instead of campfires there will be self-heating MREs and LED lights
MREs are expensive as fuck.
And they’re not for camping. They’re for soldiers who are experiencing high levels of stress and physical activity every day. They are full of candy, caffeine and other quick-energy foods and drinks. The main dishes will clog your colon up like a buttplug.
