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I have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY

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10 points

It’s been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.

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6 points

It’d be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.

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4 points

Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They’re both a breath away.

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4 points

this but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them

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That demon needs to find a new “bespoke submersible vessel” based hobby

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