Eh I can’t give up cheese
But killing cows does suck, they’re cool. Like big cowy dogs.
I’m drunk, I apologize.
But also life is just random coincidence and we’re probably the only place it exists and it seems like everything is out to get everything else already. Fuckers can’t eat me, I’ll eat them. I’m coming for you, flesh eating bacteria. I have teeth. They’re real creepy. Like bones in my face made to chew things. FACE BONES.
Go order some nutritional yeast and use it to make vegan cheese. You can use it directly on things like you would use parmesan, or use it to make cheeses similar to nacho cheese, or mac and cheese. This is one of those things like MSG where all the snack food companies already know about it and are using it to great effect in the products you’re already eating.
No animals are coming for you and you don’t have to eat them either.
