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Jed Binrup

Now that’s a fake name

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60 points

Oh boy, do you know about the meme for Utah Mormon names?

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75 points

Katana

While all these other kids studied dance, she studied the blade.

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44 points

Back in high school I tried to ask her out to prom but she just teleported behind me and said “nothing personnel kid”

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32 points

I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

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She was actually the result of Kat and Ana from Warioware (little known fact but they’re proud FLDS members smh) performing a fusion dance prohibited by the mainline church

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59 points

what a Tragedeigh

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37 points

Totally a 7th kids name if I have ever seen one. Usually the parents have given up at that stage and are just letting the kids raise the other kids too.

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Sabine

That’s a pretty normal name in Germany fwiw. But the rest were made up by for sure.

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7 points

Several are real names, if very weird to choose for a kid and/or slightly misspelled. Like Seneca, Samara (which is both a name and a city/region of Russia), I’ve personally known a Lyra (second worst person I’ve ever known, and the brainwormed truscum former admin of a certain notable trans discord server), and Elsey is definitely a historically attested name (even if spelling it “Elsie” is more common AFAIK). “Roxi” seems to be a cliched stripper name turning into an actual name. Apparently “Rodi” is just an Italian name, derived from the island of Rhodes.

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25 points

Celestlynn

:undyne-joy:

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Everyone knows Kinsley, I’m about a 4 on his scale!

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8 points

The name reminds me of this goat my cousin had named Kingsley.

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How are they all like this though

Is there some secret book of unconventional Mormon names or something

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11 points

I think most of them start with 1990s names like Ashley and Kaylee and mash-up the names over and over again until they’re sufficiently Mormon. And then there’s Seneca (presumably after the Roman) and Oaklee (presumably after the sunglasses)

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7 points

Ngl I started reading this and then thought that these just seem to be like 50% incredibly transfem names

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6 points

Oaklee

When your father’s a cop

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2 points

Now i know where 40k writers get the names for Sororitas.

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