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Utah is the second highest consumer of cosmetic surgery in the United States. They call it “The Utah Look.” In case you wanted to know why this lady’s tits are so big.

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Jed Binrup

Now that’s a fake name

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Oh boy, do you know about the meme for Utah Mormon names?

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Katana

While all these other kids studied dance, she studied the blade.

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Sabine

That’s a pretty normal name in Germany fwiw. But the rest were made up by for sure.

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Celestlynn

:undyne-joy:

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Everyone knows Kinsley, I’m about a 4 on his scale!

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How are they all like this though

Is there some secret book of unconventional Mormon names or something

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Ngl I started reading this and then thought that these just seem to be like 50% incredibly transfem names

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Oaklee

When your father’s a cop

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Now i know where 40k writers get the names for Sororitas.

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44 points

Is that like the Innsmouth Look?

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Yea the article is a rather good one considering the publication. You can easily read it as a hardliner BYU Mormon student tut tutting tho. In their spare time she probably tries to figure out if their roommate is sneaking her boyfriend into their shared dorm room. Which is a reportable offense at the school that owns that site.

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We could also consider sexist men pressuring women to do things like this to themselves as the source of the epidemic, it’s basically a matter of framing.

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literally. like it’s BYU so they can’t say this, but you don’t get here without the church doctrine of “submitting to the husband.”

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Very fucking sad that this is what western beauty standards have brought us to

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89 points

don’t get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

don’t get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

don’t get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

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70 points

Just convert to Mormonology and you too can have gigantulonormous bazingabooberinos

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You also have to marry an eldritch horror currently inhabiting and twisting Chris Pine’s body.

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Chris Pratt is the religious one, I think, and I think you’re right about the eldritch horror in his body.

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Context dobonhonkeroos https://youtu.be/sOzBubG8rOo

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36 points

Mormonism is better than hrt for breast growth tbh

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When you think about it, what is Mormonism if not a religion dedicated to giant boobs?

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Mammarnism

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59 points

well nothing else has worked

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12 points

Getting lots of therapy helped me find mine. Seriously, the more emotionally and mentally stable you are, the more attractive you are to girls

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Been in and out of therapy for 22 years when I can afford it and I’m more emotionally stable but still not stable so I guess I’ll die alone

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in fact, I’d say that becoming a theocratic nazi is counterintiuative to engaging in coitus

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Generally speaking, your odds of fucking go way up if you just hang out with lots of other co-eds and act normal.

Whether the group you’re hanging out with are sports nerds or labor activists or far-right Catholic dogmatists, just socializing regularly and being normal will inevitably mean hanging out with single people you consider attractive. After that, its just a matter of hanging out with those people individually and occasionally flirting to express interest. Lots of other people are just as horny as you are.

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men hold up half the tits

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Ugga ugga me fall for hamfisted propaganda with big titty lady unga bunga

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61 points

No she’s just hiding the Golden Plates

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49 points

I thought she was just shoplifting watermelons (which would be based to be clear)

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No the only burden she bears is that of holiness, which her husband must help carry with his fucked up seven-fingered hand

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