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19 points

Too busy underslinging a blunderbuss on the end of my wizard’s staff. Call it “Diplomacy”.

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15 points

I’d watch “Wizard with a shotgun”. Or like a wizard with an old long rifle/musket who carved it up like a wizard staff.

“You’re thinking ‘Did he use six spell slots or only five?’

“pretty sure it was 6” exits cover

shotgun racking

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7 points
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The Shattered Sea trilogy I guess

I love Abercrombie, but I can’t finish “Best Served Cold” and I can’t read the rest of books if I don’t finish it first

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7 points

Best served cold really lent into the grimdark.

Shattered Sea sounds cool.

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9 points

The Rifleman, except Chuck Connors now looks like a younger, pre-beard Gandalf expy with runes carved into the mithril barrel of his lever-action

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10 points

This was basically an old Pathfinder character of mine

A Paladin of the God of Community who used guns made of holy silver, loaded with blessed bullets, to protect his village from slavers and colonizers

I even got the last hit on the General of the invaders with a bullet that turned into a flaming Jaguar to bite out his throat

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18 points

I’d watch “Wizard with a shotgun”.

You mean Army of Darkness?

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11 points

Pelinal Whitestrake if zombies were mer.

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8 points

Classic devolver

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